Cops chase the bored younger arsehole demographic

The NZ Police recruitment adverts were released last week with posters that say, 'Cops are like cougars ... they like 'em young, too', "Get paid more than your dad" and "We endorse queue cutting". The Police have defended such tasteless adverts as a way to cut through to a bored younger arsehole demographic.

The current TV Police recruitment advert aimed at the bored younger arsehole demographic features a car park attendant marking the car lanes smaller so that parking drivers can't open their doors without causing petty vandalism to each others paintwork.

Whanau, i think these crude adverts are simply too dull to get much cut through to the bored younger arsehole demographic and that if the Police want to attract their attention, just be honest.

Hey bored young arseholes. Want $50 k starting with a uniform, barely 3 months training, high speed chases where you can kill whom you like, use tasers whenever, binge drink every night in private police bars, indulge in a sexist culture that Dame Margaret Bazley confirmed last week hadn't been eliminated since the Clint Rickards trial? Then join the NZ Police dickhead.

See, that's how you get their attention, i'll forward my marketing invoice.